I'm Glad they're De-Funding PBS

Like most parents, I am irresponsible and let my kid watch PBS.  What a dumb thing to do.  Do you know that PBS's children's programming is basically socialist brainwashing?  With lessons like sharing and being careful...what the hell?  I'm trying to raise an American here, one who takes whatever he can grab and behaves as recklessly as the freedoms of America allow him to.  This is why I'm only letting him watch Fox News at breakfast from now on.  Don't be fooled.  Those fucking muppets will turn your kids in to little liberal communists, if you let them.